Things Sarah Taught Me Today:
"People don't compliment me on my legs now. But they will when I am old. I will have legs like a black person, not a white person, or an asian person, they are like prunes...Black people don't crack. Except for Beyonce, she is an exception. She is like a white person who doesn't age well- she has cellulite on her thighs. I saw it on a tabloid. Other black people have awesome bodies."
Laura: well, what do you think about Russians
"I don't like them. they are racist. And they drink too much. And they beat their wives. Really what is there to like about them?"
hahahaha, I love Sarah.